ISLAND OF MEEJA HOS: LOSING THE ABI HABIT
Now that they know nobody is watching, they've relaxed a bit on the island, and it's all starting to fall apart faster than a Club Med hangover cure.

Nobody likes Abi any more. According to Beppe and Lee Sharpe, she's completely self-centred and a great big walking talking ego machine. Hmmm...celebrities criticising somebody for having a large ego is a bit like dalmatians saying they don't like dogs with spots, isn't it?

Lady Thicko manages not to say to Paul: "Look, you're a weird stalkery whiny manchild, and probably gay anyway, so I'M NOT INTERESTED! OK?" Paul whines some more, but Lady T retains her stiff upper lip throughout, and he goes off to pick a fight with Fran Cosgrave. Not a good idea. Everybody tells Paul to go to bed. Instead he slopes off to whinge at the cameras instead.

Abi generously tells Rebecca Loos (who has been getting a bit friendly with Calum Best) that even though she and Calum "had a thing" before they came to the island, she is very happy to hand him over to Rebecca. In fact her exact words are: "You have my blessing".

YES! shriek the remaining viewers. This is what we are watching for! Even the men notice that this is Not a Nice Thing.

Calum and Rebecca decide to share a bed while Jayne (who appears to have stopped snivelling long enough to start enjoying the spectacle) and Atomic Kitten point and laugh at Abi.