ROMEWATCH

Attia of the Julii Cooper has managed to break up Julius Caesar and Servalan through the medium of lewd graffiti. Well, I suppose they didn’t have the internet in those days. Servalan found out who was responsible and went mental. Bring it on!! So far she has just cursed the pair of them. I hope she does other stuff too though (catfight! swimming pool!).

I suppose we know how it’s all going to turn out though as Servalan’s son = Brutus as in “Et tu Brutus” fame/stabbery etc.

In other news. Octavian is still a psychotic little brat and has teamed up with Cyber-Pullo. The plot re Niobe’s infidelity is still rumbling on, Vorenus is still a humourless dullard and Ceasar is roaming round chasing Pompey and his army.

Next week Marc Anthony calls Julii Cooper a “harpy”! ruh roh!!