DR WHO VS THE PATHETIC DALEK
Random thoughts re last week’s episode

1. Apparently the dalek’s plunger is not just used for pushing really big buttons and unblocking toilets! No, this dalek also used its plunger to suck someone’s face off, drain all the electricity in America and download all the information off the interweb. Wow, that’s an awful lot of porn and bad fanfic - no wonder the dalek ended up emotionally disturbed.

2. It seems that all you need to do to defeat a dalek is stroke its shiny dome and then tell it you feel sorry for it. Later on you can make it cry and talk it into blowing itself up. It would have saved an awful lot of trouble over the years if the Doctor had worked this out earlier in his career.

3. OMG! Billy has persuaded Todd from Corrie to come on board the Tardis! Don’t be fooled by his puppyish good looks, Billy. Before you know it he’ll have knocked you up, proposed to you, started licking the Doctor’s face while he’s asleep and then come out of the closet!